India Hotel Guide

Know Before You Go

5 Star – Excellent rooms, service & food - but very pricey in every way. There may well be cockroaches, but you’ll never see them as they’re happily residing behind the lush marble interior décor and fragrant fresh flowers.

4 Star – Superior, if a little dusty in lesser used rooms - might see the odd cockroach using the Ayurvedic spa facilities.

3 Star – Hospitable service, free Wi-Fi and central locations compensate for the 80/20 human/cockroach guest ratio.

2 Star – Share both your bed and your food with your cockroach companions.

1 Star – You’re a cockroach.